American Exceptionalism is so great isn't it. We've created a technology that can transmit globally, with the potential to cure numerous neurological and psychiatric diseases. What a wonderful technology, that we can use to spread education and the English language globally.

You know what we should use it for? Malice and mass schizophrenia and other public health catastrophes! Let's play a game with Sanjee, this is the most brilliant use of the most advanced technology known to man.

How about death spirals, existentialism, moral failure, and a general sense of hostility aimed towards just about everyone except Keanu Reeves. This is absolutely fantastic. It's been almost a decade, and this is the progress that America the Great has made. A nation slowly losing it's mind, slowly losing its ethical standards, slowly losing everything that made this place great in the 90s and early 00s. I don't know what else to do besides scold all of you. At this rate, we're all going to commit group suicide together because nobody knows what else to do.

convulsively laughs