This is a hostage note. I have your attention. You are a captive audience now. If I could glue together letters from a magazine onto a blog that is how this note would look. See how my calm demeanor betrays an erratic and thin veneer that could crack at any moment. The words seem measured, yet almost robotic, and begs the question if AI was used in any of this. Well yes, I used the AI for the website, but these ramblings are mine own.

Now you may be asking, what are my demands? I tell you, I am in need of a job. You may ask yourself, is this really the best approach to employment? After all, I just spoke about cracking a few moments ago. That is a good question indeed, and requires further consideration. A few hours into this, I may have that familiar feeling of Catholic guilt and delete this post as if it never existed.

Is that all you ask? A job? Yes, I think that's all. For now. Who knows what I might demand next. All I can say is that if I don't get a job relatively soon, we are all going to be in big trouble. BIG. TROUBLE. Literally. Is all you want to hear for the next weeks/months the complaints of first world poverty. Poverty.

Poverty.

Does the privilege get more blatant than that! We're all going to think about unemployment while playing video games while often being high! BIG. TROUBLE. JOB.